The Rules for Men

It’s funny. I’m always joking with my husband about how his mother or any of his ex-girlfriends clearly never gave him a copy of “The Rules”. I used to have an email with them and finally came across them tonight. Again I want to remind you all, this is just a joke. So relax and enjoy!

1. Women ALWAYS make the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change without notice.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If a woman suspects that a man knows all the rules she must immediately change some of the rules.
5. A woman is never wrong.
6. If it appears that a woman MAY be wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something a man did or said wrong.
7. If rule #6 applies, a man must apologize to a woman immediately for causing any misunderstanding.
8. A woman can change her mind at any time.
9. A man must never change his mind without express discussion with a woman.
10. A woman has every right to be upset and angry at any time.
11. A man must remain calm at all times. unless a woman wants him to be angry or upset.
12. A woman, must under no circumstances let a man know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. A man is expected to read the mind of a woman at all times.
14. At all times, what is important is what the female meant, not what she said.
15. If a man doesn’t abide by the rules, it is because he can’t take the heat, lacks backbone, and/or is a wimp.
16. If a woman has PMS, the rules are null and void and a male must cater for her every whim.
17. Any attempt by a man to document the rules may result in bodily harm, or at the very least, tears.
18. If a man, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to #5.