The Single Girl’s Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man who’s not a creep.

One who’s handsome, smart, and strong.

One who’s not afraid to admit when he’s wrong.

One who thinks before he speaks

One who promises to call, and doesn’t wait 6 weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed.

and won’t lose his cool when he’s annoyed,

pulls out my chair and opens my door,

massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,

knows what to say when I ask “How fat is my behind?”

One who’ll make love ’til my body’s itchin’,

and one who brings ME a sandwich too, when he goes to the kitchen.

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

and would never compare me with my best friend.

Thank you in advance and now I’ll just wait,

for I know you will send him before it’s too late.

Amen