Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who’s not a creep.
One who’s handsome, smart, and strong.
One who’s not afraid to admit when he’s wrong.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who promises to call, and doesn’t wait 6 weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed.
and won’t lose his cool when he’s annoyed,
pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
knows what to say when I ask “How fat is my behind?”
One who’ll make love ’til my body’s itchin’,
and one who brings ME a sandwich too, when he goes to the kitchen.
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
and would never compare me with my best friend.
Thank you in advance and now I’ll just wait,
for I know you will send him before it’s too late.
Amen
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3 thoughts on “The Single Girl’s Prayer”
“One who thinks before he speaks. One who promises to call, and doesnβt wait 6 weeks.” HA!!! Best part. Made me spit out my water when I read that.
I had to print this and frame it. It’s on my desk at work now.
This is great and so damn true!